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We had some fun with this last time, so here's another set of Movie Quotes.

Take your guess:

Instead of on the dollar bill, instead of "in God we trust", "in Gates we trust." Mr Gates, when did you realize you were creating a monopoly? "Monopoly's just a game, Senator... I'm trying to control the fucking world. Right now it's Information Technology. Soon it will be Total Information Technology: TIT. And while you're sucking on the TIT, I have you by the motherboard!"

Robin Williams Live on Broadway
by [ profile] lyceum and A. Nonymous.

Louise, I'm the Vice President of the Coalition for Moral Order! My co-founder has just died in the bed of an underage black whore!

The Birdcage
The inimitable [ profile] dolston

Why, why, why! Because it's all logic and reason now. Science, progress, laws of hydraulics, laws of social dynamics, laws of this, that, and the other. No place for three-legged cyclops in the South Seas. No place for cucumber trees and oceans of wine. No place for me.

The Adventures of Baron Munchasen [ profile] thebitterguy

You must leave her, brother. I was born 2,437 years ago. In that time I've had three wives. The last was Shakiko, a Japanese Princess... When Shakiko died I was shattered. I would save you that pain. Please, let Heather go.
The Highlander guessed by [ profile] thebitterguy and [ profile] oni_neko within seconds of each other.

Correct. Violence has resolved more conflicts than anything else. The contrary opinion that violence doesn't solve anything is merely wishful thinking at its worst.
Starship Troopers [ profile] thebitterguy

Yeah, he did it right... Is that why you fly the way you do? Trying to prove something? Yeah your old man did it right. What I'm about to tell you is classified. It could end my career. We were in the worst dogfight I ever dreamed of. There were bogeys like fireflies all over the sky. His F-4 was hit, and he was wounded, but he could've made it back. He stayed in it, saved three planes before he bought it.

Top Gun [ profile] lyceum

Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead.
Pulp Fiction
The easy one in the bunch [ profile] thebitterguy

You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called Fuck You. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground.
So I Married and Axe Murderer [ profile] thebitterguy

There is so much in this world that I do not understand. See that machine? It has something to do with recycling our water supply. I have absolutely no idea how it works. But I do understand the reason for it to work. I have absolutely no idea how you are able to do some of the things you do, but I believe there's a reason for that as well. I only hope we understand that reason before it's too late.
The Matrix Reloaded [ profile] thebitterguy

Character #1: Here's to the Army and Navy and the battles they have won; here's to America's colors, the colors that never run.
Character #2 May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.

Big Trouble in Little China
[ profile] dolston


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